Things that go bump in the night
New Year's Eve was a blast. Good times by all involved. Thanks.
Things went down at MG's house, or rather, Cabin 7. I had only once been to MG's house, and it was for about 30 seconds to drop someone off at their car. This experience was much more exciting.
Houle and I carpooled up to Nisswa, since it is a bit of hike, and arrived about 830. "waterworld" was in progress, and I must say that I couldn't wait for it to be over to move on to much more exciting and thrilling forms of entertainment such as wrestling. In other words, it was a boring movie.
Some genius (I honestly don't remember who this was) decided that I needed to wrestle someone. Under protest, I wasn't going to start anything, because it really isn't my nature. I can't hurt a fly, nor do I have motivation to tackle someone for fun out of the blue. To me, it doesn't make sense. I am also not a fan of being the center of attention for this type of thing. Anyway, Holbrook and david or whoever, I don't remember, started things off in a amusing style. Soon it was houle and I against John and David. Things were romping around, when all of the sudden "poop" (onomatopoeia) david's elbow connected to my mouth. Or rather, the precise location where I had already chipped my teeth and had them rebonded. Twice. Out they came. Actually, just the parts. I think that it shocked everyone, including me, but fortunately I wasn't bleeding, Yet. That came later after I recoved the teeth and spontaneously combusted against hobson. very amusing, honestly. Fun stuff.
I went to bed around 4 to loud noises of the other guys doing weird things.
Woke up, and my teeth were still chipped.
Happy New Year, and what a way to start things off. I have a killer smile right now. :)
posted by Timmy John @ 3:17 PM
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"nor do I have motivation to tackle someone for fun."
And I'm sure that's why YOU wanted to keep on wrestling any contender that would take you on with that chipped tooth of yours.
:p
okay, so I can't express what I mean very well. I had never wrestled with friends before, which is why I was at first reluctant. That is what I was trying to capture. Which is also why Seth wanted me to wrestle someone so badly. Not a very promising debut was it?
lol. I should have typed, "nor have I ever had the motivation to tackle someone for fun out of the blue."
Alright, haha, I was just giving you a hard time.
"In other words, it was a boring movie."
Kevin Costner had gills, man. How much more exciting does it get?
"Some genius (I honestly don't remember who this was) decided that I needed to wrestle someone."
I think that was moreso a joint consensus of all the geniuses in the room.
"I went to bed around 4 to loud noises of the other guys doing weird things."
Let's clarify. Those weird things were predominantly throwing water bottles around, hurdling couches while yelling "suck it!" and catching pretzels in the mouth (good work, Tom), learning how to open our throats and overcome our gag reflexes to pour water down them, and eventually playing a 5 AM game of catch phrase, which is way better than the regular variety.
I'm sick of people bashing Waterworld.
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