First things first

Okay. These are some quotes that I have been meaning to post for a while:

During a long a grueling set, or maybe it was during cooldown, lane 6 came up with some interesting jokes.
Jake: "What do you give a plant with a headache?"
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"Ivy-profen"

five minutes later:
"What do you give a cheerleader with an upset stomach?"
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"diarrhea"
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"Wait! I mean pepto-bismol!!"
Who said this? A) Josiah B) Jake C) Andrew Goll


and another, dealing with another painkiller, but I can't remember how it goes so this will have to do:

What do you give a donkey with a heart-attack?
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Assprin
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When playing hearts,
"Shooting the moon is like a trick in arithmatic."
The round after this was said, I shot the moon.

Who said this: A) Josiah B) Tyner C) Aana Tadych

When holding up the Queen of spades, Tyner asks Aana:
"Do you know what this is?"

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Josiah: "Did you know that a serving of brain has 1000% of your daily fat value?"
Andrew Goll "You mean, like, people eat human brain?"
Josiah: "Yes Goll, people eat human brain."
Goll: "What? I though you were talking about cow brain or something"
Josiah: "Yes Goll, we actually are talking about cow brain"
Goll: "Do you, like, buy it in the grocery store or something?"
Josiah: "yes"
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I guess in the world of Josiah, migrant workers don't exist, as we were debating, because:
"Mexicans don't count as people"
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Answers: 1: C 2:B (or not 2B)

most of these quotes are those that you "just had to be there" to appreciate.

In other news, most originated from the fabulous pasta dinner here at my house on thursday night. 40 ppl. was fun. that is a lot of shoes.
We have a lot of leftovers. Does anyone want any salad? ;)